don't just stand there

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Dwarf Shortage

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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ME NAME IS JEFF

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

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Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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Ian's mind Elevator music

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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