- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

What comes after 69? mouthwash

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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