A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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One day a boy asks his teacher what blue velvet is then the teacher says "we don't ask questions like that in my class go to principal's office now"so the boy goes to the principal's office and then the boy asks "what is blue velvet"then the principal says"no one says that in my school get out" so the boy goes home and asks his mom what is blue velvet then his mom says you don't say stuff like that in my house get out!so the boy see's the Mayer. So the boy asks the Mayer what blue velvet is then the Mayer says no one says that in my town get out of my town! So the boy see's a man and the boy goes to the man and the man asks what happend to you and the boy says well I got kicked out of school kicked out of my house and got thrown out of town just because i asked what blue velvet is! So the man tells the boy that there is a lady across the street. So the boy is in the road and then the boy gets ran over and dies. So the lesson here is look both ways before crossing a street

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

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What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

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Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

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