Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

Uh... What was emulating again?

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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