Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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sadf

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Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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alert('The Game')

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Women's rights.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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Anti Joke

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