- Anti Joke

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

http://www.dafk.net/what/

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

http://www.dafk.net/what/

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle