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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

A sober Amy Winehouse

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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