- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

nice tits.

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