What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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2 black kids walk into school

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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