Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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Erectile Dysfunction.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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