A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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Raveena Thandhan

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

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knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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A turtle and a rabbit are having a race. The rabbit goes really fast and sees the turtle so far away. So the rabbit takes a short nap and waits for the turtle for a little challenge. Suddenly the rabbit wakes up and sees the turtle about to cross the finish line. The rabbit runs as fast as he can, but it was too late. A bus runs them over and they both die.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

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What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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