- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

2 black kids walk into school

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Who wants $300? Me too.

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

joke under this line wins _________________________

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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