- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What did the old man say? Im old

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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