- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

What did the old man say? Im old

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