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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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What comes after 23? 24.

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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