- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

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