- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Pickles are powerful

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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