What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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