Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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