- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

What did the fish say after he

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

YES! EXACTLY!

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

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