Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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everyone dislike this

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

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What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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