Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...