A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

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What's red and has wheels? A red car

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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Walking down a cold, lonely, deserted street is a 10 year old who lost her parents. she has with her in plain sight her fathers wallet, so full of cash that it is literally too full. all of a sudden, a black man with a gum jumps out from around the corner. he then proceeds to mug her and shoot her. thanking the man for playing cops with her using finger guns, she goes home with a new coffee mug and a stick of gum. she died three days later from unrelated incidents.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

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just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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