- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

The duck didn't cross the road.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

What's 9+10? 19

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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