- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

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