Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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hola said the chinese man

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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Kevin and Ramin

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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