A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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Women's rights

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What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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. . I am a whale

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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