- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

This isn't funny.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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