- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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