What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

Knock Knock The doors already open

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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