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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Connor is homo

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

I once did something.

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