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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

Where are you going Your house

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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