'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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Homonyms should be band.

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

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whats white jizz

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What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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Your mom.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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