- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Guest what? Dog

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Asians.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What did the old man say? Im old

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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