- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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