Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

so today i took a poop. hehe

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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