- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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