- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

What's brown and sticky A stick

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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