Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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What would Muhammed do?

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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