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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Caolan and Eamon

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Justin Bieber.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

G:nock nock B:come in!

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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