- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

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