- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

The american education system.

Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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