Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

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The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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