- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

The Princess is in another castle

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

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