thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

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mark is religion

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What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blow job I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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