- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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