whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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Penis chickens

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

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Sorry Liz, his sodium levels are so bad that while he is drinking a lot, his body is not containing water, and while his pulse and breath is fine he is passing out from time to time, he is asking for stimulants Ritalin specifically, but I am not sure if his body could withstand that, I really don't mind to pry, but does he use Ritalin? I mean he chats a lot, but ADHD? I am just asking out of health concerns, not that I am a doctor, but I just worry... Flirty personality... More like a clown, he says he refuses to eat unless I breastfeed him XD. He is eating now though, solids work, never had a tougher patient, he will make it for sure.

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the US. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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