what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Corn Muffins

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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