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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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