- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

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