- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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