- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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