Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

womens rights

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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