knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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The Morman Religion.

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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What comes after 69? 70

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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AIDS

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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