Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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homosexual

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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