why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

The Ohio State Buckeyes

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

What's funnier than 68 69

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

The Labour Party.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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