- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

you know whats not funny white boards.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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