- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

you know whats not funny white boards.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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