Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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