- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

A child walks into a classroom.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

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