- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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