What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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that wall over there ->

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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what to call someone thats gay zak

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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