- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

What would u like to drink?

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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