- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Republicans

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

that wall over there ->

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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