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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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