- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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