- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Do you want icecream, Björn?

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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