- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

Roses are red, yup.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

A man walks into a bar

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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