- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

Knock Knock. Who's there gun shot

so... how about that airplane food

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."