- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Your so gay, that you like men!

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

I walk into a bar...

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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