Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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Good job, son.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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Where's my tractor?

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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