A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

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* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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