- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

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