- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

your face is kinda funny

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

YEAH THEY DO!

Who wants $300? Me too.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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