- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

whats 1 + 1? 2

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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