Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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How did th-A fridge.

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

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