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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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