- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

knock knock There's no door

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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