If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Pull my finger ouch..

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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Lets Go Lakers!

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what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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