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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

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