- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Poker face

This isn't funny.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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