Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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