What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

Nero, sure you are okay?

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

I like the color potato.

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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