Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Mahmy

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

mitchell palmer sucks

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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