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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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