Fat people

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

I love you

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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