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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

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