How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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