Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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Fat people

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