What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

A chicken walked into the bar...

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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