- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

I have an erection My mom!

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

360 NO SCOPE

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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