- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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