Then none of us want to be right.

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

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A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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an athiest walks into a church

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

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How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

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How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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