Was in a coma, survived trough smoke and mirrors, and I had 3 separated sections of my order in order to test the efficiency of my words, united we are about 6.800.000 people. Excuse my anger below, I mean I was in a coma and ended up on some hard painkillers, and while I am still tapering down on a "totally medicinally safe" dosage of 20 mg valium its a bitch, even for a guy that enjoys a mild painkiller every now and then in order to focus. Excuse my excessive typing, its paincontrol vs the stress and all 64 side effects of valium. I am alive, and my followers know that, I do not mean to brag, but Neronism tends to end up fucked up when I am gone with people trying to live up to what only I can do apparently, so I decided it was time to mash the separate groups together... Btw, we live at point zero now, if you do not know where that is, I can inform you at later time. But be quick about it if you have more questions, we only chat on horsehead due the "discussed hours"

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what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

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Kys

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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The Princess is in another castle

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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world society

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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whats up and also down? your mum

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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