Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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