- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

A hill billy went fishing

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

The lion swallowed his pride.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Jesus Christ

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

The child was fired from his job.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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