why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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Boys have swag, real men have class

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

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What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

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Religion.

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What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

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Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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