- Anti Joke

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seal walks into a club.

My mum is called Steve

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

No because your face is really f***** up.

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.