Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

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What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

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Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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Boys have swag, real men have class

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What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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Women deserve equal rights.

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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