Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

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A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

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matt has ebola...funny right!?

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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What happened to the convict on death row? He died

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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Do u take sugar?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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