The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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wanna hear a joke? yes

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How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

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Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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