- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

wanna hear a joke? yes

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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