Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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WHAT THE BABIES?!

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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