What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Netflix and chill

robin, get in the car.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Patriarchy.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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