- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

I like touching my boobs

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

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