whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Dyslexia ruels!

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Yo mama so fat.

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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here kitty kitty

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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