Women's Rights

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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