- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are black people so fast? because there black

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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