- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Nickelback.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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