What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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