Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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