What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

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You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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it's funny because it's funny

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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