Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

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how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

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Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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Black people being friendly.

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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Guest what? Dog

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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