Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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AIDS.

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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Steven hawkings shook my hand

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

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what?

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

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Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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