- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

Your wife died during the delivery.

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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