- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

The child was fired from his job.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

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