Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

woman's rights

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

you dint have to be a jew matt

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

snooki

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

What is your bill about? Clinton

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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