You suck big fat slobber

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A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

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Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

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How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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A man visits his doctor for an annual checkup. "Doc, I feel great! I'm running 5 miles a day, I just got promoted at work, and sex with my wife has never been better!" A few weeks later, his doctor calls him in. When he arrives, the doctor looks at him grimly. "I have some bad news. You have lung cancer." "But how? I don't smoke. My wife doesn't smoke. I have never felt better." The doctor pats him on the back, reassuringly. "This may be true, but you still have lung cancer."

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

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knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

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Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

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A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

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What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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