Knock knock.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

jd and zach loves vigina

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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