- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

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